so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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