I want to have your abortion
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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