So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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