who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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