C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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