oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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