He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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