69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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