Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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