If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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