Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
two words...techno handjob
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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