He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize