i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize