Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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