i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So vagazzling was a success
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He has the fingertips of a God
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