Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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