I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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