That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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