it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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