Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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