You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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