You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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