so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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