You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i barfeds in our rink
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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