we're blogging at a bar
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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