Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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