theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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