so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I can't put those talents on a resume
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