whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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