I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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