This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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