is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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