i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
home. puking in laundry basket.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just forgot I was standing up.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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