Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize