he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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