Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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