Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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