Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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