Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I forget how to act sober
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