I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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