just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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