Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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