That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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