I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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