Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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