Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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