Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize