I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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