I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
my liver is dry heaving
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