I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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